Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Missing Cap Caper

One of the fears of people as they age are the "old age" diseases:  alzheimers and dementia being two of the most prominent. All the "aging" literature says that some memory loss is inevitable and that sometimes it's just that the synapses are working more slowly.  But unless you are placing your remote in the freezer and your pork chops in your TV table drawer, you're never quite sure if this is the beginning of the end.

So, let us back up just a few days.

Hurricane Irma (another story for another time) is coming upon us. My husband, however, is still faithful about flossing his teeth. He uses those little plastic "sticks" -- and this time he managed to pop off a cap in a front tooth! He looked like a character from Hee Haw (an age related joke).  Obviously we can't contact the dentist during all the hubbub of the hurricane and the aftermath. However, he places the cap in a baggie and leaves it where it can easily be found.

Finally, life seems to be back to normal. He decides that he will take the tooth with him when he heads out to work out.  He will stop by the dentist office on his way home.

He puts the baggie on top of a couple magazines and then picks up his work out clothes. He carries them out to the car after kissing me good-bye. I'm on the sofa, checking my morning Facebook notices.

About two minutes later, he walks in, obviously looking for something.

I can tell he's agitated so I ask him what he's searching for. "I thought I took that cap into the car, but I can't find it," he says. I jump up and look around, too.  We can't find it.

"Oh well," he said and goes back out.

A few hours later he comes back. "Did you find the tooth?" I ask.

"No," he said.  "It's crazy. I can't imagine what happened!"

"Maybe the tooth fairy took it," I joked. (Crickets)

I went out and looked in the car while he searched in the house again, including the garbage cans. I walked across the yard, thinking that if it had fallen out, maybe it blew across the yard.  No luck.

He's really irritated because he says it will cost him $2,000 to have the whole thing replaced. He decides to take a nap before taking me to my 1:00 doctor's appointment.

So at 1:00 we climbed into the car. He's still shaking his head, trying to figure out what happened.  I glanced over in sympathy when ... something caught my eye. A slight gleam of plastic between my seat and the console.  I dipped my hand down and ...

"Guess what I found?" I chirped!

"You're kidding me!" he answered. "I looked there." I thought I had too.  Now I have a happy husband who is so relieved that it changes his whole mood for the day.

We still can't figure out how it slipped off the dashboard (where he placed it) and landed vertically between my seat and the console.

I maintain that the tooth fairy got pissed that it was just a cap and hid it just to give him fits!

By the way, he's going to have to have a new contraption put in anyway, but at least he knows he's not going crazy.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Merry Christmas 2017



Thursday, September 21, 2017

Kids say the darndest things

Took the granddaughters to dinner at Outback.  Here are some gems from the night:

........
The wait staff was passing out samples of calamari and Alicia asked me what it was.  I told her it was squid.  Jane looked up and said, "Is it dead?"
.........
Alicia accused April of "tooting" in her face.  April denied it.  Alicia ran down the walk about 10 feet and said, "It smells worse over here!"  So she turned around and ran in the other direction.  "I can still smell it," she said.  April's comment:  "You're being followed by the cloud of death."
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The girls decided to call the "Boppataxi" to take us home.  Paul asked Alicia if it was the Tijuana Taxi.  She said, "What?" He said, "Tijuana Taxi."  She said, "Yes, I wanna taxi!"
..........
We overtipped the waitress! :-)

Yesterday after I helped April with her math, I said, "Math can be kinda fun,huh?"  She answered, "Yeah, but not as fun as reading."
*****


Me:  What do you want for breakfast?
April:  4 sausages and 9 pancakes.
Me:  I don't think you can eat 9 pancakes.
April:  Okay.  Make me one pancake and cut it in nine pieces.

*****
Today April came running up to tell me that she and Alicia had touched the tortoise's shell.  I said, "But the signs say don't bother the tortoises."  She paused for a moment, then said, "Yeah ... but he didn't mind."
*****
When I told Jane I saw a pink bird, she asked, “Was it a tablespoon?”
*****

Today April (5 years old) told me she wanted to be a cop.  When I asked her why, her response was "I'm a prodigy. So I'll be a cop." At least she didn't say princess or actress.
*****

Yesterday, April and I were playing oversized badminton,when she stopped and said, "That's why I like playing with you.  You're so joyful!"
*****
Alex's last baseball game of the season. They won 7-6. While we were there, I bought fries for the girls to share. At the end of the game, Alicia came up to me whining. "I only got one fry. April got the rest." April turns to me, opens her eyes wide, and says, "Whoops!"
*****
Paul sees Jane outside.
Jane: I'm in jail.
Paul: Why are you in jail?
Jane: For stealing onions.
Paul: Why did you steal onions?
Jane: To keep people away from me!

*****


When his mother asked him if something was dirty, this guy ran his finger over it and then declared, "Nope. It's clean as a rhino."

*****


This little girl saw a picture of our 16th president on the wall of my library, pointed to it and said, "Hey, look! It's Hammerhead Lincoln!"I

*****



When this guy found out his mom and dad were hosting Thanksgiving, he was worried. "Where are they all going to park?"

His mom said, "They can park on the driveway or the street, or if they have to, they can park in the yard."

He sighed, his shoulders slumping. "That's an awful lot of work," he replied.

*****

Grandson told Granddaughter Daddy had already left for work and she missed him. Granddaughter - "Daddy came in and gave me a kiss while I was sleeping"... Grandson- "How do you know if you were sleeping?" Granddaughter - "I was sleeping, but my ears were on." 
*****

Little granddaughterl likes to say, with fist clenched, "give'em a piece of your mind". It's from the "Expert" video her daddy plays for her.

****

April: Would you play some music? (in the car)
Paul moves as if to power the music on.
April: Not YOUR music, Boppa! It's too soothing!


*****

So my son Jeff was unpacking groceries and April (22 months) wanted to help. So he gave her a 9 pack of toilet paper and told her to put it next to the toilet. Next thing he hears her tell him something was stuck. He walked in, and she had put the whole 9 pack in the toilet and had tried to close the lid. Guess she needs to learn her prepositions! lol!

*****

Monday, August 07, 2017

Burn! Jane lights the flame.


This is Jane.  She is six.  On this night we were celebrating her brother Vincent's 10th birthday at a restaurant in Sarasota.  Her dad was trying to get her to eat (she ordered salmon and buttered noodles). She was giving him a hard time.

"You're not my real father!" she yells (he was at the other end of the table).
We all start chuckling.
"God is my father!" she says, pointing to the ceiling.
After some more back and forth, she let loose with this burn:

"God is always with me, unlike you, because you're always leaving me!" (Her dad does wrestling and MMA announcing and often travels).

The whole table gasped and broke out in "Oooooh, burn!" I guess her dad needed some salve after that!

(I'll confess, one of my first thoughts is ... "That's what happens when you send your kids to a Baptist day care!")

Saturday, May 20, 2017

More photos of grandkid fun


Jacob and me at Universal.





The girls' cheerleading squad



April loves her big brother.



After the hair cut.



Jane thanks God for her dessert!



Vincent eats a cannoli.




April found a painted rock!




Vincent takes a nap.



Jane fakes a play at t-ball.




April eats lemon cake after a hair cut.




Cool hand Jake.



After picking blueberries.

Proud moments

Alex hits his first home run on our 24th anniversary!

Vincent is chosen for safety patrol.

The problem with fries

Alex's last baseball game of the season. They won 7-6. While we were there, I bought fries for the girls to share. At the end of the game, Alicia came up to me whining. "I only got one fry. April got the rest." April turns to me, opens her eyes wide, and says, "Whoops!"


Friday, May 19, 2017

Cute saying 5-19-16

Paul sees Jane outside.
Jane: I'm in jail.
Paul: Why are you in jail?
Jane: For stealing onions.
Paul: Why did you steal onions?
Jane: To keep people away from me!



Alex's last baseball game of the season. They won 7-6. While we were there, I bought fries for the girls to share. At the end of the game, Alicia came up to me whining. "I only got one fry. April got the rest." April turns to me, opens her eyes wide, and says, "Whoops!"





Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Summer time!

An advantage to being a teacher is the 10 week break we get at the end of the school year [ I don't call it a "vacation" because we aren't paid during that time].  That means time with the grandkids.  This year we've spent several days at Adventure Island, the water park across from Busch Gardens in Tampa.  Usually my son goes with us, but we did venture out one day without him.

This seems to be the boys' favorite activity (besides trying to drown each other). Jumping from lily pad to lilypad.  This is "Tater".

Tater is also the only grandkid brave enough to jump off the high cliff.  Well, Fearless wants to but I won't let him unless a parent is there.



Here's Boppa and Tater (he's the one upside down).  The lagoon pools are great for swimming because a large part of the pool is shallow enough for them to stand.

Here's the youngest grandson taking one of the big people's slides.  He's pretty fearless.

This is my son with his three.

Before we go off for the day, we spray well with sunscreen.


JT is always there to help.  This is in the wave pool.

JT again.  The first time we brought him here, he refused to go down the slide by himself and he wore his life jacket.  Now he'll go down on his own without a jacket.

"Fearless" jumps off the low cliff.

JT jumps off the low cliff, too.  This is the first day I'd let them try it.

Boppa walks the boys through the Lazy River.  They like to hit the jets on the side which pushes them quickly through (and sometimes puts them under).
Here's Uncle Bumbo at his favorite spot -- which we call Big Bucket.  Tater and JT are there with him, but who knows where Fearless went?


After one of our visits, we hit Mel's Hot Dogs in Tampa.

Worn out.

See, JT even helps Fearless while sleeping.

This is our usual lunch -- peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

JT surprised us all by eating a barbecue chicken wing.

The girls had a sleepover.  This was Cupcake's first sleepover with her older girl cousins.  She was so excited.

First we have makeovers.

She got a little carried away with the lipstick.

Next come the pedicures.

I popped in to take this photo after lights out.  Look who's still wide awake!


The next morning, we hit the beach.  Here are two water babies.

Building a sand castle is a must.

"Rolling in the deep" is what this is called.

Diddles caught a baby angelfish.  We let it go a few minutes later.
After the beach, we headed home all smiles.  Well, maybe not Cupcake.


One day we took four of them to the beach. It was a perfect day!  Warm but a nice breeze and the water was just right.
Tater has swim gloves that look like shark fins.

They're trying to figure out how to use a snorkel.

Digging a hole ... because ...


Of course, if the girls have a sleepover, the boys have to have one, too.  
This was supposed to be their "normal" faces.  


We made two videos of them dancing.  Here they are watching them.  

Another project we had was to plant a butterfly garden.  Here's Diddles watering our finished garden.


A week later we find Cupcake helping to water the plants.


Boppa and I have four days to get ready for our annual Beach Week.  That's always fun (and a little exhausting) but as the grandkids get older, it gets easier.  Making memories along the way.