Kids say the darndest things

I thought I'd jot down a few of the things I remember them saying. May add more later!

When his mother asked him if something was dirty, this guy ran his finger over it and then declared, "Nope. It's clean as a rhino."






This little girl saw a picture of our 16th president on the wall of my library, pointed to it and said, "Hey, look! It's Hammerhead Lincoln!"






When this guy found out his mom and dad were hosting Thanksgiving, he was worried. "Where are they all going to park?"

His mom said, "They can park on the driveway or the street, or if they have to, they can park in the yard."

He sighed, his shoulders slumping. "That's an awful lot of work," he replied.


Grandson told Granddaughter Daddy had already left for work and she missed him. Granddaughter - "Daddy came in and gave me a kiss while I was sleeping"... Grandson- "How do you know if you were sleeping?" Granddaughter - "I was sleeping, but my ears were on."

Little granddaughterl likes to say, with fist clenched, "give'em a piece of your mind". It's from the "Expert" video her daddy plays for her.